French.

" How do you say 'go' in french"
".......awe shit" ( doesn't remember)
" ahhwww shiittt??     Ohh shitte?"

Science

" That pea looks like its germinating"
" I don't know what that is but if its anything like the Terminator that's pretty sweet"

Only the best

"There is nothing better than an uncomfortable English man"

Kitchen diets

" I don't know if that's for eating..... but it's there so I'm going to eat it"

The little mermaid

" It's a terrible message to kids all it proves is that you have to change for your man and literally make a deal with the devil"

" It also proves that the less you talk the more you get"

Crepes

" It's like the french burrito"

The English accent. ( I had too )

I have the worst time with accents. Most of the time if I don't understand what people are saying to me I can get away with smiling and nodding. Then later pretending that I forgot when  asked about it later. Other times I just can't escape. For example a conversation between my British sous chef and myself.

-Do you know what a vicar is? ( British accent)
- No. What is a vicar? ( Canadian accent)
-  Its a "pasta"
- .......... like spaghetti?
-  NO NO pastaa
- .......... ( at this point I am beyond confused and by the look on my face he can tell that I am not getting it. Both of us slightly embarrassed he proceeds to do his best Canadian accent

 -PAASTOORRR

New car

" New girlfriends are like new cars. They look good, smell nice. You're not sure how they are going to drive but you are definitely going for a ride"

smells so good

" There is nothing better then the smell of fried food and vagina. Like when you are at the stampede with that fried food smell and a group of hot girls walk by. That is the best smell in the world........except maybe freshly cut grass"