Really the only two topics you need to hold a conversation in this kitchen ( or any kitchen). It's the two topics
everyone can relate to. Still a virgin? Talk about sandwiches. Don't like sandwiches? everyone likes sex. Can't talk? Make a sandwich, everyone is going to love you regardless.
The two go hand in hand. There isn't a day where I don't think about one or the other. The only thing better than sex or sandwiches is sex and sandwiches.
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