There's a reason I called it sex and sandwiches.

Went out for beers yesterday with the boys.  Within ten minutes of  getting drinks they were already going off about sex and food.

" If sex is a ten on the scale a sandwich would be a nine"

I think the best quote of the night was the explanation that when a girl doesn't want to have sex all you have to do is simply get out of bed, make yourself a sandwich, return to bed (with the sandwich), and ask her if she wants a bight.

" She will be so confused because you didn't try to fuck her that thats all she will want to do after"

..... riiiigggght boys because a sandwich always puts a lady in the mood ;)