Why cooks cant sleep with cooks

" You know what happens when cooks sleep with cooks? .......... The world ends" 

It was almost as bad ( if not worse) than what would happen if you didn't season or put herbs in the food. Cooks sleeping with cooks is probably the most taboo topic in the kitchen. If not the only taboo topic in the kitchen. Wait staff, dishwashers, and pastry chefs (for the most part) excluded of course.

When a cook is sleeping with another fellow cook it's not really the end of the world ( or your job) it's just really awkward. And I mean really fucking awkward. Imagine making a one night (maybe three nights) mistake and having to look that mistake in the eye the next day and ask them to show you how to properly roll a torchon. Not only are you both trying to get over what the other person looks like naked,  you are probably exhausted, sore, and still drunk from the night before. ( Not saying I've ever come to work still drunk........). The worst part is  if you want to save the both of you from humility you can't tell anyone. Which just makes it more awkward as the two of you are trying your best to make it seem like nothing happened and everything is normal blah blah blah.

It will take a good two weeks before you both decide to "forget" about what happens. Even then you are better off ignoring that person for as long as humanly possible

(There is also the topic of dating or repeatedly sleeping with co-workers but that's another post)